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Happy Birthday John!!!

Jul 13, 06:48 PM · from the mouth of Jake

I’m about to run out of work, but before I do, and don’t get another chance…

Happy Birthday Johnny!!!


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  1. Tyler responds with:

    Yeay! Hooray! Yippie! Hobbitydoobop!

    Hip hip HOORAY!

    Hip hip HOORAY!

    Hip hip HOORAY!

    For he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good fellow, for he’s a jolly good felloooooowwwwwww…. which nobody can deny!

    Happy birthday Johhny Boy!
    · Jul 13, 07:09 PM
  2. Jackie responds with:

    Happy B-Day John!!! I already stated this on myspace but theres no harm in repeating myself.
    · Jul 13, 07:25 PM
  3. Bryan responds with:

    John, you suck. How dare you buy yourself the 2006 Eclipse for your Birthday. Just make sure we show those boys on the turnpike who da man is.
    · Jul 14, 09:57 AM
  4. Jackie responds with:

    OMG!!! John bought an Eclipse!!!! That’s my dream car (don’t ask me why, just is). I hope that he knows he HAS to take me for a ride in it…asap! John call me biotch :)
    · Jul 14, 11:39 AM
  5. Tyler responds with:

    Okay Johnny, you can take Jackie for a ride, then you can let me take MYSELF for a ride! You can come too, I guess. PLEASE tell me you got a stickshift. Even if not, I wanna drive it!

    What color is it?
    · Jul 14, 12:36 PM
  6. John responds with:

    You guys are awesome. Thank you for the birthday wishes!

    For everyone I didn’t get to see, well, I just can’t wait to see ya’ll.

    Yes Tyler, its a stick aren’t you proud of me? Now we all drive stick! haha. I got it in sunset pearlescent (spelling is off) thats that orangy, reddish color.

    Jackie…its sad, you drove stick before me, anyways, you’ll definitely get a ride!
    · Jul 14, 10:58 PM
  7. TyTy responds with:

    Sweet!!! I hoped you got the orangy one!
    · Jul 15, 12:08 AM
  8. Andy responds with:

    belated b-day wishes johnny! congrats on the car!
    · Jul 15, 12:15 AM
  9. Jackie responds with:

    Yeah I’m a master at driving stick now…maybe I’ll teach ya a thing or two ;)
    · Jul 16, 02:07 PM
  10. Bryan responds with:

    John I’m glad I was able to sway you to the light side of the force. Standard driving is truly and artform.
    · Jul 22, 01:12 AM
  11. Jim responds with:

    Yay Johnny! Happy uber-belated birthday my fine little whiteboy. So, how much is the speeding ticket budget? :)
    · Jul 25, 01:34 PM
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