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Time for a Traverso Update

Feb 22, 02:41 AM · from the mouth of Bryan

Ok yes I know I haven’t been on goofyguys in a while, so it’s time I started checking back in. Tyler, congratulations on your new little testicled warrior. I thought I’d give a Bryan update for yall former Durham hicks. I was working (for about 5 months ago this February) for a company called Mortgage Lenders Network as a loan analyst. Good company, great benefits, etc. Then someone, let’s call him “jerkoff”, decided to fund mortgage loans at .5% under the legal minumum (to make a long story John – have you seen his sister on myspace? She apologized for not taking my virginity -) which ended up costing the company over 150 million in the end and fucked all the employees over. The good news is that I quit before they could spread my asschecks and insert their big harry corrupt crab covered, corporate cock in my ass. I quit because luck had it, at this time, I FINALLY will be at a job that I will absolutely love. I am going to be a travel agent for Liberty Travel. One of my great friends here in CT, Ann, is going to be my boss. Definately can’t wait. She approved my first business trip w/ her boss before I’ve even gone through the job processing yet! (I have to wait for the open house, so I’ve had a little time off). My first place will be to The Atlantis. I’m going to be there for 3 days and I only have to do 4 hours of “real” work while I’m there! So from now on, call me on those plane tickets niggaz! (sorry it’s black history month – I should call Clovis) Hope everything is well with everyone, and I hope to give you all a chilli dog real soon.
~The Brown Martian


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  1. TyTy responds with:

    Hooray! THe Martian is back! The Martian is back!!

    We thought you’d forgotten about us. Wow, so good timing getting out of a corporate breakdown before you got swallowed up in a vortex of corruption! Glad to hear about the new job. That Atlantis place looks pretty freakin’ sexy. You sly dog you. Gettin’ your Bahama on.

    Stop by more often, bitch!

    Love Ty.

    · Feb 22, 01:21 PM
  2. Andy responds with:

    Holy crap, he DOES exist!

    Can you help Lisa and me find a hotel in Amsterdam?

    That Atlantis does indeed look sexy, especially with that slick flash opener on the website. I just can’t help myself: I may have just made a mess all over the screen imagining your sexy butt there.

    I look forward to your next posting sometime in 2008. ;-)

    · Feb 22, 02:07 PM
  3. Bryan responds with:

    Thanks guys. I can’t wait to go, all drinks are going to be covered and I can bring V with me and it costs me under $79! Amsterdam Andy? Give me a call bro.

    · Feb 22, 06:40 PM
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