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Happy Beefday Martian!

Mar 25, 06:34 PM · from the mouth of Tyler

Hooray for Bry Bry. He’s a whole year older. (That’s 382 in Martian years!)

May you have tons of fun in your new jobby job. Lucky bastard. You’ll have to hook us all up with tickets to the Bahamas.

This song’s for you:

Happy Birthday to you,
You smell like poo poo.
We call you a Martian,
And you look like one too.


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  1. Andy responds with:

    Yes indeedy! Now you’re 28 and I’m not… give it a week, though, and I bet I’ll catch up.

    Sorry this is late – I was visiting Lisa’s grandma in DC (remember her?) on your actual B-day, so I forgot! Thanks to Tyty for the reminder.

    · Mar 28, 10:10 PM
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