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I have a doghead in my head

Oct 4, 12:55 AM · from the mouth of Jim

Ahh… finally found a six pack of Doghead ales this weekend. Got their 90 minute brew… I believe that was the one that Andy commented “was like drinking pure marijuana…” Not that anyone here would ever even consider marijuana, let alone smoke it.

I’m a goat.

Worship me.

 

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  1. Jim responds with:

    My friend dumped her dog on me this weekend. He’s a very cool Blue Heeler. He’s sickly under-weight and very untrained. It’s sad. But I’ve made good progress. He’s eating like a madman and he’s already figured out a bunch of the rules. For TyTy; it’s like he has the smarts of a Border, but less of the stubborn “I’m gonna fuck with you and question everything you aks of me until you and I die.” :)

    On a negative note, however, I think all of the food intake has had a rather unfortunate side effect; his ASS has higher output than an Asian semi-conductor factory…

    Like, seriously, I’m having problems breathing.

    And no, he’s not mine to keep, just visiting for a few days until she can get her shit back together. You want to love me, but you can’t, because that’s Sarah’s job – just resort to rape and you’ll be able to taste the fruits of my anus.
    · Oct 4, 01:14 AM
  2. Tyler responds with:

    Correction- Dogfishhead. Not Doghead. Yes, the 90 Minute IPA is one of the nicest beers you’ll ever taste. It’s continually dry-hopped over a course of 90 minutes, hence the name. Oh, beer. Precious precious beer. I drank my last beer for a long time last night. I’m re-starting my diet today after a 4-month weight-gaining hiatus. I’ve reached the most I’ve ever weighed. Ever. I NEED to do something about it. I can’t suck in my gut any more, and I’m developing a second chin. So, it’s time to get buff and sexy. And that means no beer, for at least two weeks.
    · Oct 4, 11:35 AM
  3. Jim responds with:

    DogGoatFishCowPenisHead… thanks TyTy for correctinig me. I’m a dork. You know it. Now picture me ripping my shirt off and screaming “I’M A DORK!!!”

    Awww, poor TyTy!!! No more BEER?!!! Dude, I know what you’re talking about. I’ve been packing on the pounds like a madman lately too. Too little time (as in 0 minutes, 0 hours, 0 days, etc.) in the gym and to much eating. It’s so not bloody fair damnit! I watch all of these thin bastards just keep doin’ what they’re doin’ and never change weight, routine, etc. – but they don’t have to go to the gym. Grrr… I step outa the gym for a few months and POOF, or, splat, the gut hits the ground.

    Well, go-go-gadget-TyTy… I have the utmost faith that you’ll make the woman dribble into a pile of melted hot goo when she sees you get naked.
    · Oct 4, 12:59 PM
  4. Kristil responds with:

    This is wierda


    · Jan 6, 08:50 PM
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